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Alright, I’ll start off by saying I am not at all racist, but what bothers me about work is some people who come to Whataburger to eat speak only Spanish. It doesn’t bother me that they don’t speak English. It’s that they make it seem like it’s bad that I don’t speak Spanish by saying “Why you no speak Spanish?” (and they literally say it like that)...
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The Fall?
I had one of those classic falls yesterday at work, you know the one where your arms are flailing in the air trying to grab something your legs trying to find traction with the floor, then you scream something. This all happened to me yesterday minus the scream, I went mime. So how it started was some retard at work spilt the grease from the grill on the floor and didn’t clean it up right...
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Customers are so annoying.
So today a customer came into work and ordered a Number 1, to make sure everyone wants a combo I ask the customer if it’s going to be a combo. (Yes I realize a Number 1 is a combo, BUT! you have no idea how many people say Number 1, but they just want the burger.) So anyways I ask “Is this going to be a combo sir?” and this dude makes a bid deal out of it and says “I asked...
I need my own damn car…
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79 + 1: Nice Guys finish last. →
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19 years is how long I’ve watched and observed the nature of men and women together in relationships and a conclusion that has found its way into my mind in many occasions is that women go head over heels for guys that are complete dicks. Sorry girls it’s true. Ever wonder why you’re always …
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Just got home from work… and I have to say… there are some really dumb people in the world, and imma leave it at that.
I’m finna eat and watch episodes of “How I Met Your Mother” before I go to sleep.
(Side note) I hope that one girl enjoyed her pie… that she ordered at work… you sickos :|
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I finally entered the Grid.
I took my dad and little brother to go see the movie, since tomorrow my dad goes back over seas and what not. I thought it was a good movie, needs more action but overall good movie. About 50% of the time though I was wishing Olivia Wilde was in my bed. :|Don’t judge me… you know you were doing it to!
Anyways I’m about to get ready for work for I work the graveyard tonight, and...
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In due time Awky...
I’m a shy guy, I’m that awkward guy who just sits there quietly waiting for people to talk to me, thats how it was at work I’d just stand at the fry station just doing my own thing. It just takes me a while to get comfortable around a person, and for me to start a conversation with them.
I wish I could muster up the courage to say “Hi, my name is ____” to a girl,...